Video: North Korean TV threatening South Korea and independant reports from BBC and Al-Jazeera.
Local Job Advertisement:
THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF GERMANY
is desperately looking for a brandnew PRESIDENT replacing the one
who left us today without prior notice.
Any German citizen of honourable looks and efficiency in small talk
could fulfill the basic requirements of that job. Special skills are not
required. Own political position not desired. No leftists, no Turcs.
As we are an equal opportunity employer, handicapped applicants of
any kind will be preferred in the final decision for the ideal candidate.
Please, send in your application referring to our internal job code:
"Schnauze voll !"
THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF GERMANY
German Government under Pressure

June 2, 2010: Today's opinion poll shows that 51% of German citizens accept President Koehler's decision to resign from his office. Most German sources acknowledge Koehler's fundamental intention to become a president of the people.

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